It appears that drunken elements of the Messican Navy,

[Shootist Comitatus]

while rushing to a hot date with AOC, attacked The Brooklyn Bridge last night. At least two are DRT, two are circling the drain, and as many as nineteen others are wounded.

AOC's Brooklyn Wise Guy bodyguards repelled the illegal immigrant, criminal invaders with suppressive gunfire from Intratec TEC-9, TEC-DC9, KG-99, and AB-10m, and other small arms.

Film at 11.

[Top Row Dawg]

I saw the film it looked like Errol Flynn in Captain Blood or Gregory Peck in Captain Horatio Hornblower shooting the mast off Spanish and French ships. Big pieces of the mast tumbling down to the deck. Hruumph!

[Rogasingingdawg]

Musta been a heck of a drug you took last night.