Curriculum vitae (CV) for Reverend Curtis:

[Shootist Comitatus]

Born in the backwoods
raised like a bear
has two sets of teeth
and two sets of hair

Has a cast-iron belly
and a two-foot rod
He's a mean motor scooter
He's at Candy Vandy, by god.
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Victim of Jocasta Mothering
Pretense driven
Tends to bruise easily and
malingers.