"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy, and one is a little lighter.
"Two nuns are riding their bicycles through the village. One says: ‘I've never come this way before’. The other replies: ‘Me neither. It must be the cobblestone’."
"After my wife gave birth, I asked the doctor how long till we can have sex. He said that in just a few hours, when his shift ends."
"Why do valley girls always hang in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"The other day I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do."
"A Spanish magician was performing his next trick: ‘On the count of three, I will disappear!’ Uno, dos, and P00F he was gone without a tres."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ‘How do you breathe through that thing?’"
"I'm afraid of elevators. But it's OK, I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"My grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens. Smart man, but a horrible cabinet maker."
“My girlfriend said, 'It may not be the best ceiling I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there.”
"Two nuns are riding their bicycles through the village. One says: ‘I've never come this way before’. The other replies: ‘Me neither. It must be the cobblestone’."
"After my wife gave birth, I asked the doctor how long till we can have sex. He said that in just a few hours, when his shift ends."
"Why do valley girls always hang in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"The other day I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do."
"A Spanish magician was performing his next trick: ‘On the count of three, I will disappear!’ Uno, dos, and P00F he was gone without a tres."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ‘How do you breathe through that thing?’"
"I'm afraid of elevators. But it's OK, I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"My grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens. Smart man, but a horrible cabinet maker."
“My girlfriend said, 'It may not be the best ceiling I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there.”
